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1. What is your favorite beer? 
Red Dog 

2. What is your favorite mixed drink?

3. What is your favorite shot?
I don't like shots 

4. What will you NOT drink?
Vodka straight (made that mistake)

5. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?

6. Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas?
For sure

7. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
Yup, and the flavored ones too.  Yum

8. Do you like frozen drinks?

9. Do you drink liquor straight?

10. Do you ever drink out of the bottle?
beer, yes.  Otherwise no

11. Have you ever drank a jagerbomb?
Yup, like them actually

12. Are you drunk right now?

13. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day?

14. Do you drink a lot of wine?
I don't do wine

15. When's the last time you drank?
Monday I had a beer

16. What are your 5 favorite drinks?
1. Beer
2. Bailey's and coffee
3. White Russian
4. Champagne
5. more beer

17. Have you ever thrown up from drinking?
Yup, but only with Buki and I learned how to say no to him

18. Do you feel horny when you drink?
Ask my son (that came out wrong, but he is here because I am a horny drunk) 

19. Ever done a Keg Stand?

20. Name someone that will repost this.
i dont know

21. Ever been streaking while drunk?
Does naked time count (Damn Buki)

22. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol?

23. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?

24. Ever hooked up w/ more than 1 person in a night because of alcohol?

25. Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?" and meant it?
Dude where's my clothes? (Again, thanks Buki)

26. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkeness.

27. Have you ever taken the shirt off your back to clean up a friend's puke?

28. Puked in a friend's car?
I asked her to pull over

29. Puked in a friend's house?
Only in the bathroom 

30. Ever drank more beers than years you are?
Nope, can't manage more than 5 or 6 in a night
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You opened it now do it, honestly!

1) Are you single, taken or crushing? Taken, for keeps and all

2) Are you happy with where you are? Loving every second

3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast? Oh yes 

4) Have you ever had your heart broken? Yes (but I got over it quick) and honestly it was the best thing to ever happen to me

5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? NO.

6) Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? I'd like to think not, but there may be circumstances...

7) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person? yeah, my husband

8) Do you want kids? have one already, loving motherhood more than I ever thought possible

9) How many? 2

10) Would you consider adoption? Possibly, but it is really expensive, and having a baby is... magical 

11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to tell you? Just come out and do it. 

12) Do you enjoy playing hard to get? I'm in a sort of flirt coma.  Brett claims I was throwing myself at him when I was with Mike, but I didn't feel that way.  I suppose the answer is no then, since I don't seem to know how 

13) Do you want someone you can't have? I did, but I reached out and took him

14) Do you believe love at first sight exists? Maybe love at first Hazelnut coffee ;) 

15) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? Yup

16) Do you believe that you can change someone? I think one should find someone that doesn't need changing

18) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldn't? Other than silly high school crushes, no

19) Would you ever consider getting married in high school? I swore I'd never get married (or have kids) and here I am, Mrs. Brett Hutchinson (and Mom)

20) Would you marry any of your Ex's ? No, wouldn't have when we were together either 

21) Does everyone deserve a second chance? depends, but generally life is too short to hold grudges, so yes

21 Relationship Questions
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Laura Mallory, the Christian extremist, finally wrote an article explaining her crusade on the Harry Potter books.  I am rather infuriated, my logic overpowered as my brain tries to fathom someone with such conviction using arguments with so many holes in them.

"I think perhaps we are so desensitized, we couldn't recognize evil even if it were on the plate in front of us."

What is evil?  Just as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, evil is as well.  Perhaps those of us who have read the Potter books and know how innocent they are feel this attack on them is evil.  Perhaps the innocent Iraqi citizens who have lost loved ones feel the US army is evil.  Perhaps the little alter boy who is being molested by the priest thinks the church is evil.

"With the deceptive, exciting, children-friendly packaging of witchcraft in the Harry Potter series, our youth today view witchcraft not only as good and fun, but also as harmless fantasy."

I've read the whole series many times and never once did I see magic referred to as witchcraft.  Also never did I read anything resembling a friendly affront to Christianity.  In fact, I don't remember any type of religion being discussed.

"The books may of course be purchased in bookstores or checked out at public libraries, but need not be encouraged, assigned and read aloud in our children's schools and classrooms. Are they ready to put the Bible and prayer back in our schools and classrooms and read it aloud?"

"Thou shalt hold no God before me" vs "swish and flick."  One set of books preaches and teaches morals based on fear of eternal punishment, the other is a fun book with obvious lessons about good and evil and the rights and wrongs of socalization in school.  Sure I am a Slytherin with a love of Malfoys and Potions Masters, but even I know that Draco is mean and I shouldn't treat my peers as he treats his.  There can be no comparison between the bible and Harry Potter.

"America's desensitization to the occult is not only sad, but dangerous. We are in serious need of revival and a return to the traditional Judeo-Christian roots upon which our blessed country was founded."

Ah yes, the statement that drove me into heated rage.

Harry Potter has no base in the occult, first off.  The thing that really gets me is the statement about the roots of our blessed country.  Here I thought that the country was based on religious freedom, the escape from religious persecution.  True we have yet to show that type of tolerance (Look at the slaughter and assimilation of the Natives), but to say that we were based on.... oh it just drives me mad.

"I had planned to read a portion of the testimony by the father of Columbine martyr, Rachel Joy Scott, but due to the hearing's time restraints, I was unable to do so."

Well, I don't know about you, but reading Harry Potter makes me want to shoot my classmates and take my own life.  Marilyn Manson convinced me as well.  (Please insert appropriate sarcasm)

It's like Pete Townsend said, "If you shoot somebody because some shithead with a guitar told you to, then you're a shithead and would have done it anyway."  I may have gotten the wording wrong, but you get the idea.

The article continues to a poem saying God is needed to prevent such events.  Well, and I believe George Carlin said it first, God is the leading cause of death throughout history.  Well, God and America.

"We need God in America again. He's the One who says don't lie, steal or murder — for our own good."

I don't lie, steal or murder.  My Mommy taught me that, is she God?  She created me and taught me my lessons, I guess she is.

Without quoting her, I wish to make a couple more statements.  Prayer in school did not prevent violence and drug abuse and gang violence.  If your child grows up not knowing "Him, school is not to blame.  Do you not talk to your children?  Do you know teach them?  Blame the Harry Potter books, blame no prayer in school, blame whoever the hell you want, just don't dare blame yourself.
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I was listening to an old episode of Snapecast last night and they mentioned Harry Potter astrology web sites.  I went to the one they were discussibng and it gives discriptions for each sign based on your house.  Here is mine, the discription of a Slytherin Cancerian:

Potions, potions, and more potions. Any Slytherin born under a water sign will excel at potions, and the Cancer Slytherin is no exception. The leadership ability and the lofty dreams of Cancer will also be emphasized; as will loyalty (directed for the most part to one's House). Slytherins born under the sign of Cancer will be more hard-shelled and less sentimental than other Cancers, but don't be fooled by their bossy, efficient exteriors. On the inside they are soft and needy, and they learn from a young age to hide this well. Slytherins born under water signs have another thing in common with each other: keen insight into what makes other people tick. These Slytherins are good at manipulating other people's emotions, and good as well at quickly learning the hidden stories behind the otherwise inexplicable actions of acquaintances. They never forget a cut or a kindness, so it is best to stay on their good side unless you want an obsessive, vindictive enemy.

And my Griffindor Virgo husband:

This is not a natural sign for Gryffindor, but some Gryffindors do end up born under the influence of Virgo. They are hard workers and usually very bright; they tend to be more ethically obsessed than most. Some Virgo wizards are also sorted into House Gryffindor because of their amazing imaginations; on the surface they may appear straight-laced and almost nervous, but inside is a wealth of romantic yearning and fantastic excitement. They quietly build dream castles in their minds; and the practical influence of the Earth element means that they, unlike more flighty signs, may have some chance of building those dream castles on solid foundations.

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Last night I picked Jack up from his crib early (the neighbor's kid was crying and we picked it up on our moniter) and he slept on my chest for a good half hour.  I was so blissful cuddling with my little guy and Brett told me this morning that I was positively glowing, I looked so happy.  I was so happy.  I could cuddle with my boys all day long, sometimes that is why we are late to work :)

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loved in love
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First off, some ranting.

We went to my in-laws this weekend and had a great time.  The thing that really upset me was the breakfast we went to, hosted by the church.  I knew it was a pro life benefit, but what I did not know is the level of indoctrination they are giving these kids.  There was a pro life poster contest.  Some of the posters had actual pictures of aborted fetuses.  I also found out that these kids get little pins the size and shape of fetus feet.  My niece has 2, one silver and one gold.

It was hard for me to explain that I am pro choice and thus did not feel right voting in the contest.  More than that it was hard to bite my tongue and not rant right then and there.  One poster had a drawing of MLK and the title "What if your baby had a dream?"  Here is my rebuttal:

What if your child had a dream?

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And another poster mentioned that 25 million fetuses have been aborted, that is more than all of the people who died in all of America's wars.

Well, more than all of the Americans who died in those wars.  No mention of the Iraqis, Jews, Germans, Russians, British, French, Vietnamese... or all of the people who were slaughtered during Manifest Destiny, the genocide in Africa and around the world, the children starving or dying of AIDS...  Honestly abortion is not the biggest issue.

So there I stood, my little boy, my CHOICE, next to me, surrounded by pro lifers.  Thank the Gods I have Brett, another island of reason in a sea of hypocrisy.

Jack has been great, he is so smiley these days.  He laughs so much, loves being played with.  Brett is great too, and I am finally feeling good enough to get down to exercising.  First it was the flu, then my pulled rib muscle.  Now I might be able to get cracking because the heavier Jack gets, and the more mobile he gets the better shape I'll have to be in.  I'm not worried about my weight, though I am low on pants.  Luckily Brett let me get new jeans last night.  I also found some awesome tees.  One is from Pirates, though it is hard to tell.  In the style of MOM tattoos it says "I love Jack."  Also there is an interesting shirt that Brett loves (because he has a sense of humor).  He has a shirt that says "Do Not Commit"  He should wear it when I wear mine:

Of course
I'm in Love
   With You

We also bought Jack a 4 month present, a Johnny Jump-Up.  He sat in it last night and looked amazed by the bar on top and the fact that for the first time in his life he can move his legs and feel the effect.

I have 3 videos to share with everyone before the 3rd DVD (since the second one is done).  One is Jack laughing when I kiss his hands, the next is him chewing the heck out of his fingers and the third is him in the new door bouncie

So there is the update.  I'll write more after Jack has his appointment tomorrow.
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Useless Facts

1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."

3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

6. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.

7. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

8. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.

9. 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. .

10. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

11. 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

12. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

13. Reindeer like to eat bananas.

14. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

15. The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

16. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

17. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

18. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

19. More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

20. A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

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All from cafepress.com


If you can read this  my invisibility cloak fell off

I trust Severus (Albus did!)

Republicans for Voldemort

Nobody knows I'm Tonks

In Snape we trust

I bet my patronus is bigger than yours

Will award house points for coffe

Avada Kedavra, bitch!

Accio Draco

Save a broom, ride a werewolf

So does it really matter if he killed Dumbledore?  He's still hot.

Who needs a love potion when there's the Imperius curse?Purebloods, mudbloods, half-breeds... All the same once the lights go out.

get splinched

My child got 7 OWLs

I see thestrals

Ask to see my dark mark

Hello, my name is  (name tag)  He who must not be named

Got Sirius?  We did  (dark mark)

Severus can give me detention any time

Slipme some parseltongue

Wanna see my patronus?

Malfoys do it better

They have many, many more, not as funny but very good shirts for Potter fans.
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Favorite location?
my bed

Apollo on the back of my neck

Are you lonely right now?
nope, I've got my little man and am thinking about my big man

Song stuck in your head right now?
It's a pure blood world (Snapecast's version of It's a Small World)

Name three things that you do every day?
cuddle with my baby, cuddle with my honey, take a bath

Wish someone was next to you this morning when you woke up?
I had someone and we were soon joined by a little someone

What web site do you visit the most?

what color is your bra?
I'm wearing a pink and orange Vicky's undershirt thing

Does size really matter when it comes to guys?
luckily I don't have to find out ;)

What's the biggest turn on about guys?

Do you HAVE to have a boyfriend at all times?
kinda, since he is my husband

Are you a sucker for skater guys?

Has a guy ever given you something on Valentines?
well, for Valentine's Day, not on Valentine's Day

Tight pants on guys. are they hot or not?
depends on the guy

Do you like wearing dresses?:
actually, yes, but I still have some pregnancy weight to lose so none of mine fit

Do you worry/fuss about your weight?
nope, I'm happy and healthy.  Do I wish my clothes fit, yeah, but not enough to starve myself
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bored bored
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I am finally feeling human again after last week's initiation into Club Flu, and believe me we are a cranky bunch.  We also were blessed with a stomach virus.  Aren't we the lucky ones, all blessed for Xmas this year.

Apart from that, things are going good.  Jack got his 3 month portraits done, and he was not happy.   He was crying the whole time and after one pic he shit all over himself, through his clothes and onto the backdrop.  We did get a few good whots though, no smiles to be seen.  When we got home he was smiling like mad.  Figures.  We'll do our own photo shoot someday at home.

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busy busy
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